I have a cold.
I might need to shoot myself.
EDIT: Let me clarify the difficulty. I don't give a rat's ass that I have a cold. There is, however, a better than excellent chance that the anesthesiologist may care enough to call the whole thing off. THAT is what is going to make me cry. I have everything in place, and if they put this off... a week? Two weeks? A month? Two?... I'm going to come unglued.