Remember I told you that Charlotte loves trucks, but she can't say the "tr" and it sounds like an "f" instead? Well, now she's very excited specifically about DUMP trucks. Except that she doesn't enunciate the terminal "p."
So yes, my happy two year old is babbling happily about the "dum f*ck."
The worst part is, she's right a lot of the time. Have you seen the way some of those guys drive?
So yes, my happy two year old is babbling happily about the "dum f*ck."
The worst part is, she's right a lot of the time. Have you seen the way some of those guys drive?
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The best part is that years from now when I've forgotten all of these things, I'll have this journal to remind me of them. Some of this stuff is going to horrify her someday...
Apparently at her age I used to stand on the back seat of the car (what? seat belts? child seats? Bah! humbug!) look out the rear window and sing the lorry song -- endlessly chanting the word "lorry" to whatever passes for a tune when you're two.
I know the lorry song - our version is endless chanting of "Daddy at work? Daddy at work? Daddy at work?"
I remember roaming the back seat during all those drives back and forth to Minnesota - and hanging over the back of it to fish things out of the cooler for my parents.
Yeah. He didn't understand why his Mom pulled him in so quickly. She was mortified, but no reaction from the neighbors is recorded... so apparently no harm done.