kls_eloise (kls_eloise) wrote,

Pithy one-liners

Some of these were new to me, and I found them amusing:

 * If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

 * If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

 * Never buy a car you can't push.

 * Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.

 * The second mouse gets the cheese.

* When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

 * Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once

 * We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull, Some have weird names , and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box.

 * A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.


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